duck off spot

A meeting place to meet a special someone where you know you will not be found by friends or family.

Sally met me in the duck off spot.

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duck foot hand

The figure formed by stretching a rubber glove over the knuckles, creating a webbed-foot like appearance.

"Hey, does this look like a duck foot hand to you?"

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gravel for your duck

the theory that, as a duck needs gravel to eat and digest its food, a man needs sex to live.

"Man, I'm taking you to the bar tonight. You need to get some gravel for your duck"

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Fuck a human duck

This collection of words came from my best friend Chris who often says "Fuck a human duck".

Afterwards we normally crack up, because, could you honestly imagine a human duck......well, could you? I'm not talkin no daffy here either!

Stumps his toe - "Oh fuck a huuuuman duck!"

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duck billed platipus

when a woman is laying on her side on a bed , with her ass hanging off and grabbing her ankles. The guy come from behind and puts his hands around her head in the praying position(the duck bill) and gives swift abdominal thrusts

after travis got his redwings he proceeded to give amanda a duck billed platipus

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duck dont lie

a duck in the anti tobbacco ad that says he dont lie, even though he gets a 12 pack after the commercial

"yo, the duck dont lie, smoking is foul"

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Goose Goose Duck

An Among Us ripoff with ducks instead of astronauts. Has nothing to do with the children's game Duck, Duck, Goose.

Goose Goose Duck is a shameless ripoff

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