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When you’re doing the nasty and cum on your girl’s back and proceed to slide up and down her while your penis is still inside.
Jack: Hey Mark how was you’re night with Shaniqua?
Mark: It was good! I went to her house and gave her the good ole Slippery Banana Peel
A Banana comes out of every hole you have.
Oh no hes got Banana Bucket Disease!!!
An expression used in a situation to infer that one is as serious as a heart attack, but in a banana peely way.
Saira: wow! For real? Did you really tongue kiss Matt Damon?!
Joey: For real banana peel!!!
Crazy; bonkers; wild and impulsive.
Did you hear that Mandy quit her job, sold all her stuff, and married a guy she met on tinder after knowing him for only two weeks??
Yeah man, homegirl's got bananas in her applesauce.
Its stronger than your mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny and your sister a mister all togehter, you can use it to obliterate someones existence as well as the unviersal space time continuum.
Eddy: ur sister a mister
Arias: dont make me do it
Eddy: you wont bitch
Arias: ur nana banana
Eddy: *his whole body collapes into a black hole and the universe gets consumed*
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Fake, photoshopped carpet python that never existed.
Check out my banana carpet python. Now buy some jaguars from me!!!!
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The Anti-Banana Society (ABS) is a subdivision of the United Nations, designed to 'purify' the world of all Bananas. It combines all the world's resources, outstanding technological superiority, and military force to rid the world of what has become a very serious threat to the survival and freedom of humanity.
"Dude, i just saw a banana,"
"Call the Anti Banana Society"
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