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June 16th of every year is national get drunk day.
you better be drunk tonight it’s national get drunk day.
Getting so drunk that you have to sleep with your jewelry jeans and tied shoes on because your shirt is all you can manage to get off
“Dawg how the fuck you sleep in all your shit”
“How the fuck I know I was rockstar drunk”
Slightly more drunk than you intended to be on a weekday
I thought I was slightly drunk on a weekday, but my slurring identifies me as being "Slade Drunk".
To get completely wasted on alcoholic beverages. Preferably while in a canoe.
This float trip is so great.
Yeah, but I'm so jealous. I want to be drunk like Don!
When a person has been intoxicated by the amount of power that they have. These people will go to great lengths to keep their position of power and/or gain more. Being power drunk usually makes the person irrational, impulsive, narcissistic, and/or paranoid. They may also feel that they are invincible. Examples of power drunk people are: Hitler, Scar from lion king, Gilderoy Lockhart, and Mother Gothel, and substitute teachers.
"bro the sub kept yelling at us for talking too much, she's so power drunk, like "yes Mrs. Carrol you are the adult but at least I don't have hands that have the same amount of wrinkles as a piece of paper found in a middle schoolers backpack""
The morning after pants you find in a ball with or without puke on them from a night of heavy partying. Money, phone numbers and concert ticket stubs are often found in them.
(at hangover breakfast) - Me: You'll never guess what I found in my drunk pants. Friend: What? Me: That cute guys phone number on the back of my ticket stub. Friend: nice, drunk pants.
Drinking 1 or more beers then texting in mars
“We get it bubba your drunk texting in mars”