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The expulsion of residual semen from one's anus when farting after having had one's anus thoroughly pounded.
Pounded: Want to taste my cream fart?
Pounder: Why yes!
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a loud fart noise escaping from you wiener causing a wiener fart to come out of your wiener
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A hollow rod that varies between half an inch in diameter to five inches in diameter that people shove up their ass to help release farts.
Amber: Oh my, what is that stinky smell in the living room? Gasp! I didn't see you sitting over there Toby. I declare, what is that poking out of the bottom of your jorts? Is that mud smeared all over that rather oblong hollow stick? Get that out of your jorts right now! Why do you have an erection? Why is Grand-Ma-Ma's room open?
Toby: PPPPPFFFFFFEEEERRRRPPPPPPP! (Popping noise) FFFFF-FF-F-T.
Amber: Toby, that is disgusting! No! No! Put that down this instant. Tell me it isn't true. Did you go in Grand-Ma-Ma's room again and take her Fart Stick?
Toby: Yes.
Amber: Well Mister, you better get the Dial soap, clean that thing off, and think about what you have done.
Toby: pfff-t.
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The act of eating anothers farts.
Perkins is a real fart eater. He just sucked that fart right out of Jonah's ass! Um. Paul, I think you have something in your teath.
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a metaphor used to describe something that is both highly conspicuous and embarrassing; a church service is supposed to be both quiet and solemn and any fart in church would be conspicuous and embarrassing
Jenkins, that oral report was as embarrassing as a far in church!
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A short walk with the sole purpose of passing gas so that your significant other cannot hear/smell it
Before I went to bed with my girlfriend, I took a fart walk to the kitchen first.
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A form of flatulence resulting from the consumption of a large quantity of fast food hamburgers and ketchup. Typically, a ketchup fart will have an odor similar to the fast food hamburger and ketchup before their consumption; those that smell a ketchup fart are often disturbed by this fact.
Jared celebrated his birthday by pounding a super size double quarter pounder with cheese value meal with extra ketchup. Later that night, while impersonating the semen demon for Jessica, Jared let out a ketchup fart, ruining the moment.
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