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When you pull out and cum on her head
"omg girl, so jack and i were fucking and he was about to get off inside me. Instead, he pulled out and shot his wad in my hair!"
"Eeew so he gave you a baby shower?!"
When the mother makes a significant day to recognize the birth of a baby; so gracious and beautiful. Her girl friends gossip about hunks, eat some yummy food, and play a variety of games. All while the father is out surfing gaming or getting twisted with his bros.
"Her baby shower was so amazing"
In spite, bang out a load into a lady's luffa before it's use
Bitch drank my last beer! I see a baby shower in her future.
When you work for 3-4 years to fill up a water tower full of semen and once it's completely filled activate the pipes
I gave a whole town a baby shower
Dig'i'tl Show'r adj.- The act of acccidental ejaculation or accidental deflection of semen on ones keyboard while masturbating.
Bro, last night I was jerking it, accidentally slipped my thumb over the tip and gave my computer a digital shower. Oops
A person who, When they stay over at a house other to their own, Feels entitled to use Someone else's Shower without Asking.
"Don't you invite that guy over he's a fucking Shower Usurper".
Term used by people in the chronic illness community for when you get dizzy in the shower, but you still have soap on you and conditioner in your hair. So you play chicken to see how much you can get done before you pass out.
Played shower chicken this morning, and lost. Didn't leave enough time to get back to the bedroom and ended up passed out on the bathroom floor.