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The portion or section of one's regular bath towel that used to wipe and dry (post bathing) one's ass hole and ass crack areas. The Ass Chamois is avoided for use to dry such areas as the face, hair, hands, etc.
Peter: What's wrong Carl? You look like you just smelled a rotting corpse?
Carl: I'm not sure. I was just in the bathroom and brushed my teeth. I think I used Frank's Ass Chamois to wipe my lips and face. I smell dirty ass on my upper lip now.
Peter: Yep. You just wiped you face in his ass if you used that towel hanging by the sink.
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When a man is sodmized.
George Bush was ass punked by Dick Cheney.
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the abbreviation of a Winnipeg park called Assiniboine Park.
Ass park is a great place to play soccer, football, cricket, rugby, fly kites, ride bikes, walk, go to the zoo.
In the summer time there are usually festivals for Canada day and other events, complete with music and entertainemnt.
One of its other great features are the monkey trails, biek trails down by the river, then there is the ever famous 'Dip', its like a skateboard bowl made of dirt.
Ass park is a great place.
Hey guys lets bike over to Ass Park and pick up some chicks.
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A person who can't seem to fatham that things aren't going there way, so they whine about it.
I wish Tom would shut the hell up and just do his job, he's such a cry ass!
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Phrase referring to getting any type of action, normally taking place at a party/large gathering.
Usually meaning to give or receive in the form of a kiss, either as a sign of love, sexual desire, admiration, or greeting.
Almost always casual, but some hope that it will eventually lead to something more serious.
Reb: God T, tonight was too good... That party was too whack....Did you get ass?
Tori: Ah unfortunately no ass tonight. But I heard Shane is having a pretty intense party tomorrow. Gonna try to get some ass there.
Reb: That's smart, There should be a lot of potential ass there.
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Popular porn video by the best Riley Reid, turned into a popular meme and word play on piece of that ass. Generally meaning, you gon smash that ass.
Virgin: Hey dudette! Did you watch "Pizza That Ass" last night on Rub Hub, that was some strong shit.
Chad: Yeah! I was in the video smashin you fucking NERD! I'm gon take your mom, I want Pizza That Ass
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A man who dances using excessive pelvic thrusts and general overuse of his posterior, for the purpose of drawing ladies' (or mens') attention to it.
man # 1: "did you see carl out there on the dance floor"?
man # 2: "yes, he was shaking his ass all over the place"
man # 1: "that guy is a shameless ass dancer all right".
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