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When a female is doing something manly, usually when she has her legs wide open
"Oh my gosh, look at how wide apart her legs are!"
"She's having such a Man-Moment!
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When some bitch (not blonde haired) is justifying that she is less intelligent then a fucking dog.
Tom, "Kristina doesn't know the alpbabet what a stupid bitch"
Jim, "having another blonde moment was she?"
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When an all-american white girl realizes with a start the moment that she is romantically in love with a african american male.
Abby finally had her black moment, but by that time Marcus had died in a car crash.
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1.when one's reactions are unusually fast, like that of a ninja's.
2. when one seems to appear out of nowhere, often "appearing" in the middle of a conversation between two other individuals.
1.*drops phone and catches it in mid air*
Bob: "DUUDEE! nice catch!"
Jimmy: "i know,that was a total ninja moment."
2. Ellie: "...that test was really difficult! I left loads of questions out!"
Sophie: "i left out about five questions."
Emily: "i left out three"
Ellie: "woah! emily, where did you come from!"
Sophie: "ninja moment."
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A biznitch moment is what happens when you get a rapid release of adrenaline and ectassy at the same time causing a massive "rage" or "epic dominance" you'll rarely feel a biznitch moment happen unless you can produce the needed levels of hormone and emotion, when a biznitch moment occurs it is not wise for anyone to be in the area let the "biznitch" tire himself out before re-entering the area, the formula is my own: Pimpness 2 maximess biznitchess. Disclaimer: it is not wise to attempt to manually create a biznitch moment please let it occur naturally!
"we neec to get out d!, he's having a biznitch moment at his girlfriend, women and children first!
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When someone gets so totally destroyed, physically or verbally, that you just have to say the word Bitch.
Bitch Moment's
Physically
John: Imma kick your ass, you pussy!
Jack: Like you could.
*John throws a punch, Jack doges and punch's him in the face once, knocking him out. As Jack is walking away*
Jack: Bitch.
Verbally 1
John: I play rugby.
Jack: Rugby is Spanish, it means "He who dropped the soap".
Someone in the Crowd: Bitch.
Verbally 2
John: Your a Duster! No skills at all!
Jack: I don't know, your sister seems to enjoy my skills... Bitch.
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When one person take a joke to far or makes a really bad joke. You can call a person on it by saying "Good one Doug"
Jeffery: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Jim: Why?
Jeffery: To get to the other side
Jim: Good one Doug
Jeffery: What do you mean?
Jim: The was a Doug Moment
Jeffery: Aww..
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