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Cum dumps are extremely passive and prefer to think of themselves as objects, made for men to deposit their loads into. They find joy in knowing that their holes are made useful for the many men that they serve, and will happily let men fuck their ass and throat until their deposit has been made.
A cum dump has no preference as to which hole is used to deposit a load, and is motivated by their utility to men. The more they serve the better they feel.
A cum dump prefers loads to be deposited inside them, but expects – like a city dump – that there will be a lot of loads that are carelessly deposited anywhere on them.
Cum dumps don’t really do anything, merely providing holes for men to use, being useless for much else.
Stevie: "Dude did you see what Hayden did last night? Just starfished all night, while everyone fucked the hell outta him. At one stage his ass was DP'd and someone else was waaaay down his throat. And he just laid there all limp and shit.
Jake: "Yeah Hayden's a fucking cum dump man - useless fucking cum dump"
the noise that a forced induction vehicle makes when the air pressure in the intake system releases under vacuum-or "letting off the gas" after you built boost.
That sweet ass Mazdaspeed_3 just open dumped on the state troopers window.
Step 1 (The Apootizer): This is the beginning of a shitty ride. This will be a light loosening of the spinky, and possibly even a log or two may drop. However you are simply preparing for the main course so remain pootient.
Step 2 (The main Poo-latter): Logs will be droppin’, spinkies will be poppin’. Things could get messy real quick. You might even want to invest in a deeper toilet bowl to avoid splash damage.
Step 3 (Dessert Deuces): Now that the main Poo-latter is over, its time to finish it off with a nice Crème Poolée. These logs will be nice and creamy, with a layer of crusty caramel glazed on top.
Bon appootit.
TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Yo Buhl watchu doin for the Super Bowl?
Big Cheesy: I’m taking a nice three-course-dump. In other words, I’m taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.
TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Sweet so you’re telling me the New England Pootriots aren’t in it this year?
Big Cheesy: That’s right. I’m taking them with me too. Should be very pooleasant.
The initial morning dump, following a night of indulgence, consistently emerges impeccably shaped, requiring no additional wiping, unlike the subsequent messy aftermath that demands extensive cleanup. The Herald Dump’s purpose is to announce the horrendous shits that will be arriving shortly.
I thought after a night of beer , blow and Popeyes chicken that my ass got off the hook when I took a perfect shit to start the day, but it turned out to just be a Herald Dump.
To give or receive a large amount of personal porn at once; to dump all your sexual media onto a person during while sexting
I want you to media dump me babe
Whenever you are on the toilet and you get done taking a shit and without flushing you masturbate and drop your load in the same dirty toilet water.
Hey Steve, you ever just so lazy and horny you take a disrespectful dump?