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Facebook Face

The overly excited/happy expression used for all social photographs in which subjects wish to appear as though they are living a much more exciting and glamourous life than they really are (in bars, clubs, etc); comes from the knowledge that the photos will be on facebook the next day.

We sat at the bar and laughed as the 3 girls across from us squeezed together and put on their facebook faces for their drunk friend's camera phone.

by granola-grrrl December 08, 2010


facebook fake

people who pretend to be someone they are not only on facebook when clearly we all know how much of a fake bitch you really are!

I love my kids and my husband but I am a facebook fake and sit on my ass all day and do nothing but facebook and drink like a fish!

by don't want to know you January 31, 2011


Facebook Jizz

When some you haven't seen on Facebook in awhile suddenly appears, commenting and like all you past post from weeks ago.

Sharon is facebook jizzing all over my wall today.

by ajcunn87 October 08, 2014


facebook television

Person creates a new picture or pictures everyday and puts them on facebook. This making a series of show for you to follow. Props include any thing seen from day to day living. Make up and hair dye to go with the costume. So busy with their series, the person may neglect to see any type of reality around them.. if a whore, will not clean the house, because she does not have money to buy for cleaning supplies or instruments. Very dramatic postings will depict each scene of the day. Person will be sucked into their facebook show so much, they are absolutely insecure without the feedback to keep them artificially comfortable in their piggish sludge surroundings.

Tiff started her facebook television series "My God, I am a oog boogy doll and constantly lash out."

We all got to exhibit Benn's facebook television series. But towards the end we were disappointed to find strange articles of dirty clothing laying around in randomn places along with other various items.. also some very weird stains on a blacking carpet. Last but not least grudge and shit all over the kitchen...

by what the fuck seriously March 05, 2011


facebook trap

When you go on facebook to check something really fast, but as soon as you are about to log out, someone messages you on chat and sucks you into wasting an hour talking to them about nothing.

Guy1: Dude where were you last night? you missed the game
Guy2: Sorry man, I went to check my facebook and I got facebook trapped

by fb junkie September 19, 2011


Facebook haunting

The opposite of Facebook stalking.

'Facebook haunting' is where someone you hate keeps appearing on your friends pages, posts comments on their statuses, and just basically is always visible.

"That dickhead Tristan keeps Facebook haunting me!!!"

by TwentyMayBeTwenty May 14, 2010


facebook wait

The invariably brief/lengthy gap in time between posting a status on Facebook and receiving your first 'like' or comment. Due to the crushing pressures of Facebook social politics, the wait can be an unnerving, soul-destroying experience, with unliked statuses often driving the user into near-manic depressive states.

Guy: You okay man? You're shaking real bad.
Guy 2: Fucking facebook wait, man, I posted that quote a half hour ago and still nobody's commented. Can't fucking concentrate until I at least get 1 like.

by norepeat May 26, 2011