bro

A bro is an 18 to 24 year old male who wears berkinstock sandals watches family guy plays ultimate frisbee and wears an upsidedown visor or a baseball cap with a pre fraid brim you know a bro. They drink natty ice (natural ice) and wear ralph lauren water polos.

bro 1: yo bro you wanna play ultimate frisbee or frolf today. i got a six of natty ice.

bro 2: alright bro. i just gotta get my visor.

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Bro Tent

A portable love shack that is used for male homosexual relations.

I had my first homosexual experience in the bro tent at the graduation party.

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bro job

Something you get when you can't blow yourself.

Person 1: Hey bro, can you give me a bro job? I can't reach it by myself.
Bro: Go fuck yourself.

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Bro-pression

When your boy is oppressing your thoughts or ideas.

What's up with the Bro-pression, Bro?

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Bro-nouns

Related to pro-nouns, but way cooler.

Words like Bro, yo, dude/dood, Dave, Cool Dude, My Man, etc.

(Word invented by @aph.meow_ on instagram, you should follow her!)

Dave Strider: Bro, they’re pretty amazing!

Karkat Vantas: yeah, I see you’re using those amazing bro-nouns, as always!

John Egbert: yo, dude, I always use my bro-nouns too!
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David Elizabeth Strider always uses his bronouns.

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Goofy bro

When someone is being goofy bro.

Yea bro you goofy bro.

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Psuedo-bro

The name for a girl who is considered one of the guys. She's as close to being a bro as her vagina will let her get, but there is always that little distance that prevents her from being an actual bro.

Dani hung out with the guys in Ben's basement last night. She's a total psuedo-bro!

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