He plays like he doesn't have thumbs

Someone really bad at a game.

He plays like he doesn't have thumbs fr fr

I have kimchi

When a woman is on her period as the smell of kimchi mimics what’s in her pants.

Boy: hey want to go upstairs?
Girl: I have Kimchi

I have kimchi

When a woman discretely wants to tell you she is on her period as the smell of kimchi mimics what’s in her pants

Boy: want to go upstairs?
Girl: I have kimchi

boys who have brown hair

theyre cute and cool but sometimes assholes

girl: did you hear about the new student
boy who has black hair: yeah i heard he has brown hair
girl: omg i heard boys who have brown hair are hot and cute i wanna be his gf
2 days later
girl: he broke up with me for not searching for the tv remote

you can't have your kale and spend it too

Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".

Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.

when your having a strokreknn3een5nenenmrfgt

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i am mentally unstable

sally: i just had a stroke, ohnn90o oo8fekuhggno Ii7 Y&8y&87G8&Y(( h k j K j &i ftu

jeff: when your having a strokreknn3een5nenenmrfgt? wow thats silly can i get a large frie with thre burhgr

Having lions

Like having kittens but far more extreme

“Did you just see that pig fly?”
“Mate I’m having lions over here.”