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The act of a women having sexual intercourse with a horse.
Guy1:Hey dude I heard a women was having a Finnish horse show. Guy2 Noway!
The act of a wreath being placed, either deliberately, or accidentally around ones neck.
james Was hanging Christmas wreaths on a ladder on the front of the house, he dropped the wreath, and I got show horsed
South African slang for getting very drunk or high
Tonight we’re gonna get new born horsed.
When a horse pleasures himself peeking through a door watching two unconsenting people having a sexual intercourse
Example 1:
"Stop honi-horsing you little freak"
Example 2:
"The last I heard from him was when he was honi-horsing"
The action where you take extacsy and snort ketamin afterwards.
A: Bro I hit the horse flip last weeked.
B: Damn Bro you should have called me.
Based off when a friend recounted a story about a horse they drew and how someone took their drawing and kept drawing over it to “make it better”
When someone takes work you’ve done and goes over it without permission to make it personally appeal to them more
“My editor drew all over my horse when I showed them my script”
The giant horse conch weights over 11lb. Thats a lot of mollusk. The conch as a taste for snails. so when a tiny tulip snail spots one of these behemoths, it knows its in trouble. the snial tries to outrun th big hunter but its like a tiny shuttle facing off with a star destroyer in a battle that moves at a snails pace.
finally its over run. the smell of digesting snail attracts new scavengers.
hermit crabs. instantly the big conch is sourrounded, but the crabs are here for the leftover. theyre after the tulip snails shell. hermit crabs use cast-off shells to protect their soft abdomens from predators. they find an empty shell, use their rear legs to attach to its central clumn and move right in when their current homes grow tight. they have to look for new real estate. the competition is fierce. with the conch ready to release the shell, the housing battle heats up. until one crabs decides to jump in and close the deal. its a risky move, the big chonch could still be hungry, but the risk pays off.
the crafty crab will have plenty of room to grow in his new home. the losing carbs could end up homeless or even worse.
I have a GIANT HORSE CONCH as a pet