best car ever

See E-type

Whether taking a corner at 20 or 120, it feels great. Shit-your-pants scary to drive.

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christmas car sales delusion

buy someone a CAR for christmas?? HUH?? -did someone tell these dealers i'm shitting golden eggs?? -GOLLY GOSH DARN!! (respect for christians!!) -what kind of world are we living in??

-even if i were a 'high roller', the person would have had to have been a basic slave to me, to rate that.........(this includes SEX!!)

most of the car dealers have the christmas car sales delusion!

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10 second car

A car that goes 0 to anything over 60 in less then 10 seconds

obed has a 10 second car

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irish side car

A red headed midget that completes a threesome.

We were in Vegas on St Patrick’s Day and decided to order an Irish Side Car. I tossed her around like basketball.

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Mexican Car Wash

The Act of tea bagging an individual after he/she has vomited upon your ball sack.

While going down on him the drunk chick threw up all over Richard's junk. As an act of retribution he gave her a Mexican Car Wash

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get on it like a car bonnet

To 'get on it like a car bonnet' is used as a verb in modern day English to describe the action of becoming excessively inebriated under the influence of alcoholic substances in a very short space of time.

Tim: "Alrite mate, are you drinking tonight?"
Harry: "Yeaa mate, I'm going to get on it like a car bonnet!"

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Dude where's my car!

an expression of excitement, or shock.

your walking with your buddy and you see a hot girl and you say "dude where's my car!"

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