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the act of sticking a hand up your own or someone elses asshole and pulling out all the shit
We went out for lunch, then I gave her a hot jack adams and rubbed it in her face
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Used to describe anyone sitting on their ass not doing a damn thing, just like a Jack ball you would get from Jack in the box.
"Look at those Jack balls, here we are working and those idiots are playing grab ass"
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Apple Jacks are Bi Cherios.
Apple Jacks are not as fruity as Fruit Loops so there not gay but they are still fruity so they are Bi.
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According to several Korean business men, a 'Jack Jew' is someone who is a wall street mother fucker, the type of Jew who, unlike his Orthodox brothers (i.e. Matisyahu), do not take their faith seriously. Instead they are fake money grubbing whores.
Korean business man says in think Korean accented English to his friend: "Why you be jack jew with me?! You inflate stock price for going public, make lots of money and fuck me? You jack jew."
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Its when your about to cum and you jack off, when u ejaculate you cum in your hand then you slap the girl in the face.
SLap the Bitch in the face with your cum in your hand. Thats Jack and Slap
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When a guy makes a fist and slides it back and forth across his penis for pleasure
Cami : Thanks for working out with me today!
Olivia : No problem I just love working out at Planet Fitness!
Ben : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Boob's & Legs
Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Long Hair & Gym Shorts
Steve : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhh! Sock's & Scrunchie's
Cami : Uh why are those guy's over there Jacking Off?
Olivia : Because silly we are hot!
Cami : Then why is that one guy Jacking Off to our socks and hair scrunchie's?
Olivia : Hell I don't know he's probably retarded?
Steve : Hey pretty girls care if I sniff your socks? Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhh!
Olivia : Uh maybe we should go across the street and work out at the new Gold's Gym?
Cami : Uh yeah im with you!
Chad : God Damn't Steve will you quit Jacking Off your scaring off all the pretty girls!
Steve : Ok im sorry Chad me bad! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhh!
Chad : I SAID STOP IT NOW!
Steve : SPLAT! OOPS!
Chad : YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU SPRAYED CUM ALL OVER ME!
Ben : LOL!
Chad : FUCK YOU BEN!
Steve : I can't help myself I just love Jacking Off! (wink)
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