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A reference to the john green book “paper towns”
That poster in Margo’s room says “this machine kills facists”
the thing you say when you've heard a really bad joke
Example: Bob-How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
Benny-Oh god pls kill me
This is what you say to somebody when you're in a bad situation.
Also used when you are fucked up.
-Hey boi, Have you studied for the exam?
+What exam?
-Tomorrow's exam.
+*Pls kill me*.
Inserting a tampon and the string looks like a mouses tail hanging out of her vagina.
omg, my girlfriend is such moody bitch right now, she must be killing white mice.
On the 15th of October there is a holiday called, "Kill a Patrick Day" on this day and only this day men have to kill a person named "Patrick".
"Hey bro, it's Kill a Patrick Day"
The state in which of movie no longer is funny, good, or even watch-able because someone quoted it way too much.
Joseph "Your doing it wrong man."
Brandon "Whatcha talking about Willis?"
Joseph "Damn, you just killed the Hangover for me"
Larry "The Kill Factor has been activated"
This can be either serious or ironic. If uncertain, please refer to said person’s vocabulary, their mental health history, and the specific situation before responding accordingly. If you’re still unsure, it’s best to ask the person how they meant it and try to be supportive because it can be risky to accidentally brush it off as sarcastic when it isn’t. Always show the ones you care about that you care!
It can be used to represent two different emotions:
1. The person actually wants to kill themself. Typically not used in a joking conversation but use what you know about the person before responding. Do they say it often? Did they end the statement with a period? Did they say sorry/thanks before or after? If they seem sad or reserved, please check in on them. Especially if they start a conversation like this and don’t immediately follow it up with something annoying that happened.
2. This person is either frustrated or embarrassed. Something shitty probably happened to them and this is how they’re expressing that emotion. Feel free to remain wary if someone uses this too much however, because there’s a chance it could be a cry for help. However, try to avoid pointing it out mid-conversation to avoid awkwardness or discomfort. If you can, try to check in on your friend more and make time for them; suffering or not, I’m sure they appreciate it
1: text messages
-“hey friend, I'm gonna kill myself tonight
-life sucks and I just cant do it anymore
-thx for always being there for me and im sorry i couldnt do the same
-<3”
2: also text messages
-“broooo
-im gonna fucking kill myself
-you’ll never believe what Joe said to me
-shit was so embarrassing idk how im ever gonna go back again
-story”
3: irl conversation, ambiguous meaning
“I swear, if Stacy’s mom doesn’t let me hit I’m gonna commit several felonies and then I’m gonna kill myself"