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When you give someone a cigarette without them having to pay
Steve: hey brad tap me one
Brad: ye sure
Steve: sound
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Used when telling someone to text you or hit you up.
Yo, bang at me when you get home.
Bang at me I’m bored.
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the value of Sean Connery's bet on celebrity jeopardy to the final jeopardy "write anything"
-Let's see what you wagered... me... bellow me, bellow me... i don't get it.
-Oh i bet you do, you Canadian ponce.
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"Bite Me" has been used as a dismissive comment since the 70's. It's a phrase you toss at your friends or pets when they're being dicks, but you still love them.. " Bite me" is more cuddly than "Fuck you".
My pitbulls won't eat their supper. "Bite me, dogs! No more cheese appetizers for you!"
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Da "minor pain-in-da-butt" dude who survived da infamous "group swim" wif Adam and Eve.
It's SUCH a major bummer dat Pinch Me wasn't acquainted wif "da first couple" earlier in their lives, or he might have been able to perform his "specialty" action on them --- and then if they'd persisted, maybe even "upped da ante" to Mr. Spock's "nerve pinch" which would have harmlessly rendered them temporarily unconscious --- to shock them back to their senses when they were contemplating eating da apple, and thus saved future mankind from da agonies of toil.
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a word you yell when you are mad
fuck me.... I dropped the soap.
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to recieve oral, anal, or vaginal poke-sation
me and that girl went to the car and she smurfed me
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