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New music sucks

Starts with the keys
God who says keys?
Anyway, starts with the keys
Here comes that beat
Oh y’know that beat, warm and familiar
Like a dog's farts
Then those claps
You think they’re by real people?
And then the verse
And then I snore
Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Drake and even Macklemore
Justin Bieber, One Direction, Mumford and the shitty Sons, Kesha, Fall Out Boy, Lorde, Miley
Even Bruno Mars
I'm sure he's super talented, well try telling that to my ears
I’m not saying that I think they all should die
I'm just saying that, I'm just saying that
I'm just saying that it makes me want to cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry

New music sucks, new music sucks, it really really sucks
Holy shit it sucks, yes indeed it sucks, I told you that it sucks
New music sucks, fucking don’t you know that it sucks
New music SUCKS

New music sucks

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 23, 2020


Play that funky music

Hey do it now yeah hey

Yeah, there was a funky singer
Playin' in a rock and roll band
And never had no problems yeah
Burnin' down one night stands
And everything around me, yeah
Got to stop to feelin' so low
And I decided quickly, yes I did
To disco down and check out the show
Yeah they was

Dancin' and singin' and movin' to the groovin'
And just when it hit me somebody turned around and shouted
Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right
Play that funky music white boy
Lay down that boogie and play that funky music till you die
Till you die, oh till you die

I tried to understand this
I thought that they were out of their minds
How could I be so foolish (How could I)
To not see I was the one behind
So still I kept on fighting
Well, loosing every step of the way

I said, I must go back there (I got to go back)
And check to see if things still the same

Yeah they was dancin' and singin' and movin' to the groovin'
And just when it hit me somebody turned around and shouted
Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right
Play that funky music white boy
Lay down the boogie and play that funky music till you die
Till you die, ya
Till you die

(Gonna play that electified funky music, yeah)

(Hey, wait a minute)
Now first it wasn't easy
Changin' Rock and Roll and minds and things were getting shaky
I thought I'd have to leave it behind
But now its so much better (it's so much better)
I'm funking out in every way
But I'll never lose that feelin' (no I won't)
Of how I learned my lesson that day
When they were dancin' and singin' and movin' to the groovin'
And just when it hit me somebody turned around and shouted
Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right
Play that funky music white boy
Lay down the boogie and play that funky music till you die
Till you die
Oh' till you die

They shouted play that funky music
(Play that funky music)
Play that funky music
(You Gotta keep on playin' funky music)
Play that funky music
(Play that funky music)
Play that funky music
(Come and take you higher, ya)
Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right, ya
Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right
Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right

by WorseThanHitler November 4, 2020


echo music festival

one full weekend of drugs sex and music. over 80 bands play and it is quite similar to bonaroo. held south of atlanta, ga. started in 2007. very hot days and very cold nights.

we were totally jamming to like every band at the echo music festival, we were so tired by monday!

by lauren6190 October 15, 2007


Look At Me music

Music written for no purpose other than for the singer to brag about how rich they are.

Rapper: Look at me I have lots of money
Other person: shut up, nobody wants to hear your Look At Me music.

by O' Chungus February 24, 2023


middle-ground music

When two friends with different musical interests come together to find a genre or artist(s) that fit both of their tastes at the same time

Hey, you know how you love metal and I like VOCALOID? I found some good middle-ground music by this artist called Utsu-P!

by KazuKazu August 3, 2020


music video romance

A typical romance that takes place in a music video. Ussually short, to a point and leaving out all boring parts of the relationship they are trying to illistrate.

Typically used to talk about celebereties in music videos (the lead singer ussually gets the music video romance)

Domonic Monigham and Megan Fox in "Love the way you lie" by Eminem would be an example of a music video romance

by avocado avenger12 February 12, 2011


Musical Protection Program

Discovering and protecting a great song from the Mainstream. This is rarely works to its full effect. Known effects of said song hitting the Mainstream include but is not limited to: Explosion over radio and public replaying the song until brain cells start to deteriorate, Mindless twats uploading Vines of the song for the sole proof of experiancing the music, Allowing douchlets to use the song for their own image thus evolving into their ultimate form as douchinaters

"Cinema is a pretty shit song"
"It wasn't always like that, it was ok before it was destroyed by the Mainstream"

"Too bad there was no Musical Protection Program"

by Kaiox January 10, 2014