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What men should say when they're ready to insert their dicks in a woman's vagina and have a great time.
Husband: I'm gonna dive right in vagina express now. Are you ready?
Wife: Yes, babe!
This is one of the stupidest songs I’ve ever heard in my life. Like seriously who. the fuck cares. 1991 sucked ass. The 90s were really degrading. Apart from some of the music but it was a pretty horrible decade.
Whoever wrote “Jesus Jones - Right Here Right Now” should be shot
Someone who surprises you by how into giving oral sex they are. Possibly tries to downplay or deny interest in front of friends. If male, may seem to prefer giving oral sex over penetration.
Alan's right down--stayed there for hours then went home. Total trip.
Something that shouldn't be true, but unfortunately it is (in the USA, at least).
Democrats are far left and Republicans are far right
Everyone in between is normal
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Left and righted it Another way of saying you have left work double early ni
Have you left and righted it from work yet?
Yeah kind of like the blatant stalking and imposed schizophrenia.
Hym "Yeah you want me to move right past it. I'm not going to do it but you CLEARLY want me to do that. How does empathy feel? Is it good? Do you like it? I don't know. I don't do it. Is it like... Dope? Or something? Do you like it?"
what you keep saying all day after listening to Recovery by JB :)
Person 1: hey do you know where is my
Person 2: MAKE IT RIGHT!!
Person 1: hey I'm talking
Person 2: IT'S TIME TO DO YA RIGHT!