When you are spooning with a woman and you are hard as a rock, and she lets a fart rip!
That bitch done gave me a smoke dog!
when someone he/she is so chill you have to tell him/her
"You need to smoke weed"
"Bro why you are not talking"
"You need to smoke weed"
Everyone goes through bullshit daily, best thing to do is roll up a fat J/Grab a fat Slob and smoke it off.
a way to forget the bullshit.
Steve: hey bro im having a bad day today, i dont have smoke
John: dont trip i have some dabss, lets smoke it off
Slang used for wanting to be like something. Can be used positively or in a derogatory manner.
P1: Aye, we’re totally going to win this.
P2: Yeah, We’re Smoking that * Pack
P1: On that MVP grind 💪💪
When you fart after you blow smoke up the butthole and it blows a perfect ring. Also known as a rim puff
Student : I’ve been practicing my smoke shows butt they keep coming out like an oval. Got any advice as a mentor ?
Maestro: Oh yes I used to have that problem. I really have to curl in not out. Try that next time. Also getting a toy can be super beneficial.
Student: ah that makes so much sense, maybe I should size up my plug?
Maestro: yes, the bigger the asshole the bigger the puff. But it’s all about muscle control, it’s no fart you know
Bombshell, sexy, smoking hot babymomma
My baby momma Danielle is a smoke show