Hey our president really is a fat orange pig
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1. A pig or sow from new guinea.
2. A person who was vaccinated prematurely.
3. A person who volunteers to be shot via a hypodermic needle with experimental drugs
Guy 1: Back in the days when measles didn't have a vaccine, my great grandfather volunteered to be experimented on for the sake of finding a cure; today, the people who are getting that covid 19 shot are the New Guinea pigs.
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A guinea pig biscuit is a very happy guinea pig. Most of the time, they live quite longer than regular piggies and are a pet to cherish. They are skittish, but loving to there owners. They are a little harder to train than other guinea pigs, but they are great pets!
Biscuit (guinea pig) is my new guinea pig, and she is very loving!
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One who has lost all sense of dignity and will hook up with literally anything that has long hair no matter it's weight, horrible looks, or overall trashiness.
After Mike Frank fell out of Haddon's closet we all knew he had become a Male Slam Pig.
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The arsehole of an angelic lady.
i.e. no staining from passing stools
Ross: "I bet her arse hole is nice"
Daley: "I bet it is like a bullet hole in a pig - a tight pink hole...but with out the bleeding"
Ross: "he he - do you want the pink or the pink"
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A guinea pig, stuffed in a cat, stuffed in a capybara, then slowly roasted over a fire. A delicacy in most developed nations. In addition, it's gluten-free.
I just ate a Capy-Cat-Pig...it was delicious, but a little over cooked.
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A person who is unteachable. Wouldn't be able to learn if it saved their life.
Girl: (after having a fit and insulting a guy): Learn to appreciate girls and then maybe we can try again.
Guy: If you think I will ever try again with you, you're as thick as pig shit.
Donald Trump is as thick as pig shit.
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