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an epic meme from the most awesome person in the world.
bender (18:45:20) <@That-Siccnes> atleast i play with style
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What pip star should do
There’s is every reason to stop playing weapons drawn
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to be out of ones depth in any situation.
as soon as we were peeing gay, getting ready to stay puft her, i noticed that compared to everyone else, my knob was a bit mansarino and i felt that i was playing cricket down a mine.
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A way of asking if someone wants to "play" with your penis, while referring to the Nintendo Wii
Friend 1: Hey, wanna play with my wii?
Friend 2: Sure!
Friend 1: Great, hey maybe after that we can play video games!
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Liverpool playing at home:
Me: Would you like to go swimming?
Mrs: I’d Love to but Liverpool are playing at home
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Where there are runners at first and second and the batter grounds into a double play. The runner on first is forced out, as is the batter, but the runner on second moves over to third.
Hence, a sacrifice double play.
Also known as a San Francisco sacrifice.
With Schierholtz on first and Sandoval on second, Aubrey "Audrey" Huff hits a weak ground ball to second for a 4-6-3 double play.
Sandoval goes to third. A sacrifice double play. A San Francisco sacrifice.
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A person who’s incredibly dedicated to their career and often has more then one job yet never turns down a good time. Their schedule is so crammed with work and social events that they have to pull out a 20lb planner to pencil you in.
Work hard play hard. Alishia. On top of her game, educated, has a full-time career, dedicated mother, plans every detail of her life. She’s so busy that when you text her she will forget to text you back but will call you in a rush on speaker phone on her way to next event or as she’s working on something. (There will always be another person she’s speaking to at the same time) However, when it’s time to go out she will pregame in the car with fireball shots, drop it like it’s hot when her song comes on, and she’s a social butterfly loved by everyone she meets.
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