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When you want the conversation to have a nice bow tied at the end and you're not sure how to end it.
"I have a cool car"
"Oh what kind of car is it?"
"A Maserati and it goes real fast"
"Well... color me purple."
a: did you know what stickman won?
b: yeah, purple stickman did.
When a document is signed between two people of immense power or cultural significance.
"Joe. I know you're a multibillionaire. This will go good for both of us."
"I know, Donald. This is a Purple Sign moment."
Lavender. It's lavender. Lavender is purple for bitches.
"nice bitch purple shirt fuckface"
When you fuck a girl really fucking hard all night because you had to much to drink and now you're seduced easily and when you're fucking her both of y'all turn in the opposite direction like a drill and a screw then you fall asleep and when you wake up your dick is Bearly hanging on and it's all twisted with a purple tip .
Dad ; damn my dick hurts
Son ; why did I hear the bed move around a lot last night , it sounded like you were drilling something
Dad ; I was drilling your mom and now I have a purple tip
What an observer says to a sycophant when they are glazing someone so hard that the dick of the aforementioned person starts turning purple.
Daniel: "Jake, oh my god, you are so smart, dude. Straight As on all three tests? Bro, how do you do it? You're insane!"
Daniel's Bro: "Alright, that's enough Jake, it's turning purple."
When you have to take your partner to the ER because they are imploding from the inside. Usually do to bad tacos, this is not a form of food poisoning but instead a side effect of ending for more than 2 years.
Kobe had a purple liner with Ilya the other day. It was so scary