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Lennonnhardtt the real one

Very funny guy with a 1.6 litre four-stroke turbocharged 90 degree V6 double-overhead camshaft reciprocating engine as a laughing muscle (make sure it doesn't overheat!).
Besides their profession as social assi they're also known for being professional bodybuilders, CS:GO players and under the pseudonym of "Helene Fischer" german Schlagericons.
But not everyone is suitable to provide for a Lennonnhardtt, a common problem is the feeding of them as they need shit loads of food.

"What is this guy doing with a Truck at the supermarket?"
"No worries, he's probably just buying breakfast for his Lennonnhardtt the real one"

by definetlynotLolcnoflxF July 15, 2021


REAL OR CAKE??

A TikTok challenge where the audience must decide whether or not an object about to be cut open by the influencer is real or if its made of cake.

Influencer: REAL OR CAKE?? *pulls out a baby*
Audience: o-o
Influencer: *Pulls out a knife*
Audience: THAT BETTER BE CAKE.
Influencer: Its real! :)

by Somegregoryguy January 23, 2023


The real M.A.T.

A man who is searching for a path to follow looking towards the Heavens searching for guidance, an ugly mother fucker who found love but can not obtain it, fighting an inner war with himself, trying to live in the present with a dark future and trying to forget the past. An MC who mind is twisted and insane. Big Dreams but has doubt if they can ever be obtained.

The real M.A.T. like a ghost wandering the subways while fighting himself..will he ever find peace..who is the real M.A.T.
-This shit is trade mark of Jinh productions-

by Jinh April 6, 2005


up2panda real

sexy
bald
beast
rich
awsum
poor
lwa chairman
sbw certified jobba
sex monster

that dude is so sexy, it totally must be up2panda real!

by corey jersey real October 23, 2022


Won't use his real name

Do you not already know my real name or what?

Cueball "But he won't use his real name!"

Hym "Do you know my real name? The people I work with know I'm Hym. You likely already KNOW my real name. If you REALLY wanted me to use my real name I WOULDN'T HAVE A FUCKING CHOICE IN THE MATTER. I officially give anyone who wants to use my real name permission to do so. You have my full consent. But you're not going to do it because that isn't the actual issue. Me not using my name has nothing to with why you're allowing people to falsify a mental illness. This is exactly the kind of shit that gets people lobotomized. Your choices are between stay quiet, allow this to continue regardless of what happens as a consequence OR speak up, put a stop to it before it happens to someone for whom you actually have sympathy. Did you know some kid killed himself after sympathizing with one of the characters in one of the shows about me? Platinum end? So there's 1. At least. I take full credit. This didn't have to be this way and now a child is dead. Go look up the article. I'm not making it up. Go look. You and the other atheist are starting to look like nothing more than intellectual elitists who seek to manufacture the authority left in the absence of God. Go fuck yourself."

by Hym Iam August 3, 2023


real team

A team that has a genuine chance of winning the title/premiership usually determined early to mid season and usually consist of the top 4 teams in the competition.

Real Madrid are a Real Team in the next tournament

by Dictionareuyyyyyyyyyyyy June 3, 2017


Oh, that's real nice

What the fish from spongebob says when he opens the toilet to find spongebob in there

Fish Guy: *opens toilet to find spongebob*
Fish Guy: Oh, that's real nice.....

by banditboogaloo July 26, 2022