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I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself
No, everyone you know will miss you
You're right
When u murder a live animal that (flies around a night)a black/brownish color BAT
I was driving at night and struck a bat that was flying around ,I feel so #guilty for(killing a bat)
a play one words from the old saying, "killing two birds with one stone", but this expression is used to describe the act of trying to piss and ejaculate at the same time, which is not possible, yet...
"Welp. I tried Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra. But sadly, it is not possible."
dont kill the goddamn baby
1: Im gonna kill a baby
2: what the fuck
1: huh
2: dont kill the baby
When a celebrity is in a room full of his/her fans and gets killed by them.
OMG! I can't believe she was fan-killed :O
phew,a friend of us,related to ancient times which spending of it seems just too long.
-yah!Bargain nothing to get out where Tom has lived,he,s a killed!
-If you say,you mean of forgetting?