fuck you

expressing hatred towards someone or something

dude 1: sorry dude i broke your psp
dude 2: FUCK YOU!!!

dude 1: i slept with your girlfriend last night
dude 2: FUCK YOU!!!

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fucked sideways

1. To be completely screwed over, usually do to one's own stupidity.

2. To be in a real predicament and/or a lot of trouble, especially with a higher authority.

1. Stan: We're outta gas.
Jerry: Great goin' dumbass, I told you to fill up the tank when we had the chance.
Stan: I know, I know...now we're fucked sideways.

2. Dude, when your mom finds out that you maxed out her credit card you're gonna be fucked sideways.

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easy fuck

One who is a willinging complient to sexual intercourse. No dates, wooing, flowers, or love necessary!

Usually associated with the "slut" variety, and for the most part unintelligent.

Male or female.

Guy #1: Whoa, check out that girl Sally!

Guy #2: She's pretty bomb.

Guy #3: Awh no! She's an easy fuck. No way she's clean.

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fucking cute

not fucking hot but not just cute. someone who is beautiful in a cute way but also someone you are very physically attracted to.

Natalie Portman is so fucking cute.

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facetime fucking

When you FaceTime a SO and reveal your genitals to each other, and proceed to masturbate. This is much less cool than actually fucking, but done in situations where fucking is not possible, such as long distance.

Dude, how have you and your girl been doing since she moved away
Don’t worry bro, we’ve just been FaceTime fucking

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Nipple fuck

When you slap your dick on a woman’s nipples till you cum

Titty fucking is so last year, i nipple fucked her last night

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fucking cool

so fucking cool you can't even touch it without freezing

Person: wow man that industrial freezer is so fucking cool.
Person2: yeah man I just fucking touched it and I can't even move now.

Person: you're so fucking cool.
Person2: shit don't touch me... ah, too late.
Person: I can't fucking move!

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