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Inserting a toy turtle into your ass and letting it slide out into a body of water.....yes this has been done before.
Yo did you see jake this weekend?.....He pulled off a green turtle lodge.
Someone you feel is the finest piece of ass on this planet. The most gorgeous girl in the world. Not a 10, 20, 100. This is the Dime of Dimes I’m talking about. Whatever you see when you close your eyes and think of perfection. This bitch is it!!
Turtle face mushroom-head
Paul: Hey mayne, you know that Melissa chick?
Greg: ...The one that be with that Giuseppe cat?
Paul: Yeah, yeah.. that broad is a total turtle face mushroom-head. Feeeewwwww-wwwweeeee
Tommy: You see that, turtle face mushroom-head. Phew. Almost made my lung collapse for real.
The act of giving a small, plastic turtle to signify you'd like the recipient to peg you.
I'd love to give her a plastic turtle
A turtle soulmate is someone whom you are extremely close to (Boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend) that you have nothing significant in common.
Harry and his girlfriend have nothing in common, save for their love for turtles, therefore they are turtle soulmates.
“Hey look there’s a teenage mutant ninja turtles”
Teenage mutant ninja turtles: Group of 5 turtles with the colors red, purple, blue, and orange
Group of turtles
When sexual satisfaction is reached without being directly involved in the action
When I saw them getting into it, I was turtle humping my ass off.
used as an insult meaning inbred or cluster fuck, all aroud multi use word
"You snake eyed turtle fuck"