charlotte williams

charlotte williams is a tall lanky girl, often liked to be defined as lotty or char. she is from yourk and she is very afrade of sandra. she is obsessed with cats and she would one day like to have 32 cats within an apartment all to her self. she is very fond of coffee and often can be found in costa. she is a very unique person and has a big thing for vodka at times

thats a bit much to drink dont you think? your being a bit of a charlotte williams there

Luke williams

If ur name is luke williams u get no bitches and are skronny

Luke williams😂

Mr. Williams

The coolest teacher anyone could ask for. He will recommend books that will make you cry and drag into 2-hour conversations about dogs (no complaints here). Definitely the type of teacher who’s lessons you will never forget and indisputably is the best.

“You have Mr. Williams as your teacher?”

“Is that good?”

“Would you consider winning the lottery good?”
(true story btw)

Mr. Williams

If you searched this up, you might've seen the other Mr. Williams definition. That other one was rude, so I'm making another one to make up for it. Mr. Williams is a nice teacher who has a broken clock that doesn't work, and instead of a hall pass, he uses a water jug, which doesn't make any sense, but hey, it's Mr. Williams. I don't know if he just doesn't know what to teach us, but he always puts on a video or makes us do brainpop, which is an easy way to do something else instead of paying attention. Heck, I'm even doing this right now instead of doing a brainpop about global warming. Mr. Williams is pretty laid back, so he doesn't mind if we talk to each other during class, unless we're interrupting him or his precious lesson. He likes picking on other students too, but I think it's just a joke. If you have a Mr. Williams, be glad you do and go ahead and say thank you to him every once in a while. Unless you have a jerky Mr. Williams. Then the other definition will suit him.

Person 1: Oh my god, Mr. Williams's class is so boring! All we did was watch a video about bees!

Person 2: Yep. That's Mr. Williams. :))))

Finn Williams aka The Pussy Slayer

a (short) rich entrepreneur who pulls so much women

my idol is finn williams aka the pussy slayer like he has SO much money AND women

William Alfke

People with these names are total badasses

guy 1: bro i cannot mess with William Alfke

William Holden’s Law

(epigraph) AKA “Holden’s Law” is when bad timing, a lack of patience, or a combination of the two result in a conflict of which dealer to buy from.

The most common example of William Holden’s Law is When your regular guy hasn’t gotten back to you in like, an hour, so you text your other guy you reach out to only when your regular is out of town, and you know his stuffs not as good, but your desperate as fuck so you say “sure”.
They respond instantly and say “come on through”, but as soon as your on the way out the door, your regular homie says “I’ll be home in 5, come on by”.