Starts with the keys
God who says keys?
Anyway, starts with the keys
Here comes that beat
Oh y’know that beat, warm and familiar
Like a dog's farts
Then those claps
You think they’re by real people?
And then the verse
And then I snore
Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Drake and even Macklemore
Justin Bieber, One Direction, Mumford and the shitty Sons, Kesha, Fall Out Boy, Lorde, Miley
Even Bruno Mars
I'm sure he's super talented, well try telling that to my ears
I’m not saying that I think they all should die
I'm just saying that, I'm just saying that
I'm just saying that it makes me want to cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry
New music sucks, new music sucks, it really really sucks
Holy shit it sucks, yes indeed it sucks, I told you that it sucks
New music sucks, fucking don’t you know that it sucks
New music SUCKS
New music sucks
Music written for no purpose other than for the singer to brag about how rich they are.
Rapper: Look at me I have lots of money
Other person: shut up, nobody wants to hear your Look At Me music.
When two friends with different musical interests come together to find a genre or artist(s) that fit both of their tastes at the same time
Hey, you know how you love metal and I like VOCALOID? I found some good middle-ground music by this artist called Utsu-P!
A typical romance that takes place in a music video. Ussually short, to a point and leaving out all boring parts of the relationship they are trying to illistrate.
Typically used to talk about celebereties in music videos (the lead singer ussually gets the music video romance)
Domonic Monigham and Megan Fox in "Love the way you lie" by Eminem would be an example of a music video romance
Anne: Hey have you heard cardi b’s music that just came out?
Frank:hell nah that shit is garbage
Bass music taken to another level. Sub woofin so hot, effectively creating wind that will flex the nerves and skip heartbeats. Holy fuvk! Ultimately, an elixir, remedy, and having healing properties. Thus, classified as medicinal.
Yo! That DJ’s bass was straight medicinal bass music! Praise the lord!!!! I’m healed!!!!
Used to describe a two bit poser electro noise band.
They're trying to be so DFA, but sound like Belgian Circus Music!