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when you hide your obsession with anime, manga, and japanese culture in general from the public eye.
I often go on /a/, but I try to hide my power level IRL.
Man, hiding your power level can be hard as shit sometimes.
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The timeslot where "24" is televised. Literally, an hour (minus commercials) of Jack Bauer (bad-ass counter-terrorist agent played by Keifer Sutherland) using his power (knocking off the bad guys in bad-ass ways).
Dude, want to head downtown, have a few beers and grab some tail?
What are you, nuts? Jack Bauer Power Hour's on! I don't even answer the phone!
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When you turn off all the lights in your apartment at 3 a.m. and play AC/DC as loud as possible.
The Ginch: Neighbors are fighting again.
Charney: Time for an AC/DC power outage.
The person who holds extreme power to the universe and beyond. They can control everything at any time, in any number, at the same time.
Person 1: Do you know the most powerful being in history?
Person 2: No, who is it?
Person 1: Shaggy Rodgers
How someone is supposed to describe a Lumpfish
Lumpfish come in a variety of shapes and colors, this one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful very powerful.
1. n. A book or movie, often part of a school curriculum, that is renowned for its symbolism, examination of underlying themes, and emotional impact on the consumer. Consequently, exposure to the material often sends the consumer into a crying jag, using their vice of choice as a source of comfort and avoiding human contact until their deep depression passes.
2. n. A book or movie that leaves the consumer questioning the meaning of life and finding it devoid of all warmth and happiness.
"Have you read 'The Yellow Wallpaper?'"
"Why, yes. I found it to be a heartbreaking work of staggering power."
"...This is going to depress the hell out of me, isn't it?"
"Oh, yeah."
When You "Can't" Do Something But Then A Simple, Usually Three-To-Six Word, Offer Changes Your Mind
Person 1: I Told Her No But She Reeled Me In With Promises Of Maid Cat-Girls And Titties.
Person 2:The Power Of Boners Compels You.
Person 1:What Did You Say?
Person 2:Nothing, Nothing, Nothing At All