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I don't even know what hole to put my dick in

A new phrase thats rapidly gaining in popularity, this is used to describe ones condition if one is utterly confused, wasted, high, or just plain out of it. Its often used to describe situations that have already happened but is not limited to that. There are many variations, a few of the more common ones are following:

-I don't know what hole to put my dick in
-I can't even tell which hole to put my dick in
-I put my dick in all the wrong holes

"Man, that party last night was so crazy I didn't even know which hole to put my dick in."

"Algebra is so confusing, I don't even know what hole to put my dick in!"

"I feel bad about that chick the other day, I was so wasted I put my dick in all the wrong holes..."

by ybsubnairb December 11, 2009

18๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


you don't know me but i killed your brother

If you say the phrase 'You don't know me but I killed you're brother,' your actually telling that person you kicked their cat and you're very sorry.

"Tim, you don't know me but I killed your brother."

by YoUrMoThEr6969 November 11, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


don't you know i have ways of making you talk

This phrase can be used when in casual conversation with pretty much anyone and everyone. It is a general responce to any comment, question exclamatory, or for interrogation.

Person 1: "Hey bro! Do you have anything planned for later tomorrow night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I'm planning on showing you that I have ways of making you talk."
Person 1: "What the in the heck do you even mean by that?"
Person 2: "You'll find out when I show you that I have ways of making you talk."
(you can use any variation of "don't you know i have ways of making you talk")

by Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls March 21, 2022

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ying yang swing swang don't mean a thing thang

Founded and coined by AMG, the phrase "ying yang swing swang" basically means: "all the trash talking doesn't mean a thing"

Person 1: you know I get all the females out here, cuh
Person 2: Man that ying yang swing swang don't mean a thing thang, I get all these prime squalls all over me

by SpittaRippa January 26, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Don't let your nappy come adrift

The same as cool your jets, basically meaning to calm down, or take it easy.

"I can't believe he'd do such a stupid thing, I'm going to kill him!"
Easy tiger, don't let your nappy come adrift".

by Gavin Appleby July 10, 2007

3๐Ÿ‘ 85๐Ÿ‘Ž


Why the fuck do SOME women like me and OTHERS don't?

Let me bring examples that happen in my school... (to prevent lawsuits and snoopings, I will avoid mentioning class and student names)

so in my first class, some are quite enjoyable to talk to even the hot ones, others will try to end the conversation

and in my second class, ESPECIALLY my 2nd class.. some girls i have to initiate with and they even try to reject me by looking into their phones and usually not initiating with me.. but a select few of them still like to talk to me.. today there was a cutie who called my name out (she sat behind me and i felt shocked) and she asked me if i had a book that was needed for homework.. i told her yeah and gave her the book because she said she needed to take shots of it.. it was 2 mins and she gave the book back to me.. but the other cutie and i didn't talk to each other at all today

aaanddd in my third class, there was a cutie who i sat next to and i was focusing on the computer as we worked on something, i didn't talk to her but i did notice her rubbing her legs in her sweats and she switched to another spot... HOWEVER ANOTHER CUTIE (whom I just found out had her bf and her posted on social media, lol) kept on smiling at me and i finally decided to talk to HER, and we still talk and she like plays with her hair on the occasion.. lol

Why do SOME women (even the sexy ones) prefer to talk to me while others (ESPECIALLY the sexy ones) require I talk to them

Why the fuck do SOME women like me and OTHERS don't?

by Lamborghini Murcielago Guy September 13, 2019

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Don't get your meat where you get your bread and butter

1. Same as saying "don't shit where you eat"
2. Meat meaning "meat injection" and "bread and butter" meaning money.
3. It's not a good idea to sleep with the same people you work with.

Co worker: have you noticed Bam's got nice buns
Me: Don't get your meat where you get your bread and butter

by Miss JRD July 28, 2012

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