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liams cum sock

A dirty . Filthy fucking sock that has crusty cum from a smelly arrogant disgusting fat so called human being called Liam who wanks 50 times a day

You are as disgusting as liams cum sock

by Leviathan22 February 1, 2024


Sock Paper Jar

An alternative, dirty version of Rock Paper Scissors. The game goes sock beats jar, jar beats paper and paper beats sock.

The loser has to swallow the winner's cum from the item they won with.

Joe: Hey mate, wanna play Sock Paper Jar?

Larry: Sure buddy, but I warn ya, my cum jar is filled to the brim.

by YuriMurder July 21, 2022


grippy sock home

A term for a mental facility that provides care for the mentally ill.

"He cheated on me while I was in the *grippy sock home*, so I haunted him outside his window at night."

by nxshii October 5, 2023


Loose Socks Daisuki

A term to describe highschool girls during the 90’s-2000’s. During this era baggy socks were popular highschool girls. Loose (baggy) socks daisuki, meaning I like girls in highschool.

Also referenced in an old drifting video called video option. Nomura Ken is teaching a salary man on how to drift. He explains the limited slip differential they’re looking at is LSD. He uses the term loose socks daisuki, something they both understand being old pervy men.

I love loose socks daisuki.

by Anon249 August 15, 2019


johnson sock

the dirty sock you finish off in

"i found jimmys johnson sock under his bed today! i cant believe he would do this"

by mrDjOjBj November 3, 2015


mystery sock

When you find some random stranger's sock in your pile of laundry.

I was folding my laundry and I found a mystery sock! Barf!

by Bangcouver March 28, 2017


sock fishing

When you try to find matching socks in the dryer. Oftentimes you find a sock you like but finding it's mate can take a long time of dipping in to the batch and fishing out less liked ones.

"Sorry I'm late for work. I couldn't catch a thing sock fishing."

"Honey, I'm starting more wash because the sock fishing pool has dried up."

by austinhaws March 15, 2009