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In Myspace, when you chose someone to be one of your 'top eight friends', and they don't reciprocate.
I can't believe you top eight dissed me! We've been friends for four years!
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When your whacking off (guys) and you reach the end...
OHH!! OHH!! ahh.... I just popped MY top!
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An action or gesture that characterizes the "top dog" within a group of friends at any given social occasion. Often this action or gesture is an unsolicited and non-obvious favor to friends; something that the square community might call a "random act of kindness," except everyone is usually drunk. Or, this act or gesture might simply enhance one's stature as the coolest or most powerful friend of the group.
"Hey guys, I got zebra cakes for everyone at the bodega."
"Bro, that's a top dog move."
"Who wants a shoulder rub?"
"You're top dog?"
"I shave my arms before parties."
"Total top dog move, bro."
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The expulsion of "baby gravy" (qv), resulting from agitation withing a portion of chest potatoes.
We went back to her place and she gave me a top deck shandy
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You bought that suede jacket? Top notch, really top notch.
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A group of wannabe "1337 haxors" who are "organized like a team, hacking like a family". Possibly the lamest group on the internet. In reality, they couldnt hack their way out of a paper bag. Should be shot on sight to save the gene pool from their utter dickish-ness.
"Did you see how someone hacked the ** ***** club website?"
"yeah, 'elite top team', what wankers. They hacked a site with absolutly no security and completly useless to the rest of the world"
"Wow, they must be PRO!!! those boodly scalawags, hope they wipe their manginas."
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Soft Top - A mentally or intellectually delayed individual.
Do not confuse a "soft top" with a "full retard". A soft top is an individual who primarily has difficulty with complex tasks or thoughts. Soft tops are those among us who are just a little slow. Soft tops are commonly located at buffets, public bus stops, fast food restaurants, bowling alleys, recycling centers and other such places.
The word originates from the belief that the skull of a mentally or intellectually delayed person remained "soft" for a little too long during infancy.
"Public buses are generally full of soft tops."
"Did you see that soft top using his hands at the salad bar?"
Velcro shoes, fanny packs, tie dye, socks with sandals and airbrushed animal t-shirts are a dead giveaway that you are dealing with a soft top.
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