Shittum tree

A phrase to use in place of the word SHIT (especially when you are in a kid friendly environment)

“Holy shittum tree it’s a MOTHERFUCKING rat!”

Tree Frogs

Little slimy creatures who hang out inbetween your sliding glass doors, and wait to either be squished to death or jump and urinate all over your head. If you don’t like frogs then don’t move to Florida because catching them will become a daily thing.

Tree Frogs.

Tree frog

A rabid dwarf that runs around humping trees.

“That damn tree frog left a jizz stain on my peach tree”

Cardboard Tree

A silly tree your fellow classmates make for your advisory teacher:3

" MR.NAYHARD, you need a tree for the most wonderful time of the year :3 "
" no."
" Too bad. "
* makes the cardboard tree to his dismay

doctor tree

weed

"I'm gonna get some doctor trees soon if you still need it."

Tree Fu Tom

A British live-action/CGI television series which has been shown on BBC and CBeebies in the UK and Universal Kids and NBC in the USA.

Tree Fu Tom is the worst show ever.

nestle of trees

A small cluster of trees in an open field.

Look at the cows resting in the shade beneath that nestle of trees.