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A place worse than hell, people will urge you to go, but do not. Waffle House is not a restaurant. It is a punishment.
"GOD PLEASE NOT WAFFLE HOUSE, ANYWHERE ELSE, I'LL GO TO FUCKING STEAK N' SHAKE!!"
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The act of locking the vehicle’s windows and cranking up the heated seats in order to enhance the toxic qualities of your impending flatulence.
My girlfriend and I were on our way to brunch today to remedy the previous night’s bad decisions and Taco Bell; I felt something special brewing, so I locked the windows and jacked up the heated seats and waffle housed her something fierce.
worker: welcome to waffle house we are currently in a nuclear crisis but we're still serving you.
person: waffle
What happens behind the Waffle House, stays behind the Waffle House.
I'm going to take this lady of the night behind the Waffle House.
A place where four people have been killed by a local PUBG player.
Did you hear about the WAFFLE HOUSE shooting?
Shitting on a laptop keyboard and closing it.
I waffle housed that laptop. Next time remember your password
Slang term for a typical white high school basketball player. Could be found going fishing in his free time. Probably is named Jack.
"That Woodson player is such a Waffle House"
"Waffle House is driving me to school today"