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wank

the action of jerking your erection for pleasure.

oi did you see joseph wankin off im the school bafroom

by MegaPenisPussyDestroyer69 October 2, 2020


Wank

when a british person masterbates they call it a wank

"Alright im going to have a wank"

by bigfatwank July 17, 2022


wank

what you do while reading these

you: wanking at fake sex stories

by mmmmmmmmmmmdmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmd December 8, 2024


Wank

A solo ritual done by horny males, usually hormonal teenagers where you endlessly assault your meat until it shoots cream ten feet into the air

John loved to wank on Saturdays.

by milesangel36 January 4, 2022


Wank

A crazy person

That guy is such a wank.

by sugar.plum January 17, 2020


Wank

what alexander jankowski does every night to his mother

olek wanked to his mom last night

by FuckMeDaddy69420666 October 30, 2019


Wank

Another way of saying jank. Defining something that is senseless, stupid, odd, weird, etc.

3 a.m. school night
*video game noises*

Billy: Man I should really go to sleep my schedule is wank.

Ex. 2

Janette: Did you hear what happened to Patricia?

Michael: No, what happened?
Janette: She fell while cheerleading and the coach yelled at her like a lunatic!
Michael: Really? That shits wank. She shouldn’t be yelling at her.

by Amonymous July 27, 2018