Keys and cheese

When you shove cheese into a girl's mouth and a key in her ear and hump her in the other ear while her hands are on her mouth and ear.

Yo I just gave Alexa a keys and cheese, she's now deaf in one ear!

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cheese pizza

Delicious pizza with no toppings

I'm going to Mario's for some cheese pizza.

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Ear Cheese

A whitish-yellow, hardened, noodle-like substance that builds up over time in empty pierced earring holes.

"I haven't put any earrings in for a long time...Gross, what is this noodle in my earring hole? Looks like ear cheese!"

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Cheese grater

The act of cutting oneself with a cheese grater.

The only true and brutal way to cut yourself is with a cheese grater. Only pussies use razors and knives.

Go cut yourself with a cheese grater emo kid.

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Cheese Nibblet

They inhabit peoples houses and come out of there secret tunnels to extract cheese from your kitchen. They resemble a fuzz ball. They have begun to create a nuclear bomb made of nuclear reactive cheese. They era planning to destroy the world as they escape in there secret space shuttle.

there goes those flying cheese nibblets

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Beef and Cheese

David Cole

Hey, Beef and Cheese

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cheese face

That face kids make when you are trying to take a decent photo of them (to no avail)

- showing all their teeth while squinting their eyes and pointing their head slightly towards the sky

Ok, stopping making the cheese face for a second so I can take your picture.

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