cow box

Place where one stores sexual pleasures... ie. porn, ky jelly, condoms, rulers, sex dice, etc.

I got to put this jelly in my cow box.
(while one's room is being raided)
Kristen: "Oh boy what is in this COWBOX??"
Steph: "Lets find out!!"
Kristen: "HAHA PORN, KY, and a TAPEMEASURE!!!?"

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happy box

A way to bribe kids into doing things for you, usually for girls.

Get me a cup of tea and you can get something from the happy box.

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donk box

A phat ass. An ass that aint all sloppy but is sittin right.

Daaammnn! Look at homegirl in the red, that's a nice lil donk box! That's wassup

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shit box

a box construction workers shit in when there are no toilets around

i fell in crap when the shit box i was using collapesed

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Dick in a Box

When the male genitals also known as penis, cock, cockswain, rooster, dick predicament, doodle, projectile, willy, putz, phallus, pee pee, wee wee, prick, private part, wang, wiener,mojo, etc dick. A Dick in a Box, commonly occurs when the male penis is detached from the balls and positioned with great care and precision into a box, as long as the lid is placed on the box it will be named under the term Dick in a Box.

When Mr Cockup died his will pacifically specified that his dick was to be detached from his balls and preserved as a Dick in a Box for later generations, "it seems that a Dick in a Box is a common think these days.

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Pandora's Box

A vagina that contains every known S.T.D or S.T.I

Guy : " Hey, who is that ?"
Other Guy : " That stank ho? You don't wanna mess with her; personally, I wouldn't touch her with a nine and a half inch pole."
Guy : " Why?"
Other Guy : " Dude, she's got Pandora's Box."
Guy : "Oh sick! Someone get hazmat."

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idiot box

The box on an envelope that shows where you are supposed to put the stamp.

Neil, Kevin, and David all use the idiot box when they send me a letter. Pssh! What idiots!

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