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its a monster
THE ALL MIGHTY SPAGGATI MONSTER IS COMING
GET ON YOUR KNEES AND BOW THE F**K DOWN
The forehead pattern after enjoying a powerful sewage slurp.
"I looked at Gorgeous Dale walk out of the bedroom and the one eyed brown monster was dripping from his forehead."
a being (usually a female human, but can be substituted for a male human or other creature for extra irony) who depends on nobody but themselves. They are capable of countless heroic duties and are the main character of their own girl power movie. Typically, they will go to lengths to avoid accepting help, even when most efficient. Their intent on being an independent being with the strength of a gorilla to face hardship and fierceness of a monster is their defining characteristic
Amouranth is such an independent woman gorilla monster
A nasty person who is below the barrel of scum.
Someone who is dirty
Natasha is a dirt monster
A dynamic workout move that combines cardio and strength, where one starts with hands clasped straight above the head (“pencil”) then jumps into a deep squat with hands open at chest height (“monster”) and then jumps back up with hands clasped above the head (“pencil”). This move was invented by Fitness Guru & Life Coach Morgan Brand who focused on women’s health and is a variation of the “squat jack”.
Kate broke a sweat after doing did 20 pencil monsters.
When you are sleeping and wake up to banging in your wardrobe and open the wardrobe realising that its your dad fucking your sister with a big fat juicy sausage while he is eating cookies and forces you to join in while your dad rips out a bottle of lube and sticks it on your cock forcing you to fuck your sister and cream-pie her wet pussy then waking up and realising it was all a dream then walking in on ur sister webcaming to old pedos.
“I had an umpleasant nightmare about the sausage monster last night”
Someone who gives no fucks about tripping on shrooms and acid. They will take them any given chance and don’t give a fuck how it makes them feel because they purely enjoy it.
Someone: I’m nervous to take acid I’ve never done it before.
Someone: are you serious dude, that motherfucker jason is a Trip monster he’s never nervous