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November 1st. Give your friend a potato to show how much you appreciate them.
Person 1: i got you a present.
Person 2: what is it.
Person 1: heres a potato.
Person 2: Thanks but why a potato
Person 1: because its National give your friend a Potato day
When you place a large helping of mashed potatoes into the ass crack of your individual of choice. Then you spray your "Man-Gravy" onto the mashed potatoes and proceed to eat them out of your partner's ass. If Beef Wellington is involved, the partner shits into the Mashed Potatoes the entire load.
Kyle iinvited me over for dinner. He failed to tell me that Mashed Potatoes Man-Gravy was to be our dessert. Of course, I surprised him with a little Beef Wellington on the side.
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A subtle way of describing a bisexual man or woman.
You may not wanna get too close with Bill...he's a meat and potatoes guy, yanno...
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Its when you nut to a trex in a maid costume.
I just jerked off to a trex in a maid dress and did a super potato nut dinosaur trex sexy milf aaaauuuuggghhhhh.
A potato flying around your room.
Or
Potato is mistaken for "tornado" in the song " thinking bout' you" by Frank Ocean.
Vine related
-Igsophiee | IG
-did you see my potato?
-well..., a potato flew around my room before you came, exuse the mess it made, it usually dosen't rain...
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The act of jerking off on a woman's back and letting it dry, then peeling it off her back and feeding it to her chip by chip.
Jen was hungry after a good fuck, so Tom gave her some Irish Potato Chips.
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When a man punches himself in the testicles until they swell to more than twice their normal size and tea-bags a girl
Matt was so mad that he gave Cathy a Irish potato sack
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