late 20's

A time in ones life where its nearly impossible to binge drink on a weekday, stealing toilet paper from work instead of going to k-mart is unacceptable, and playing a pick-up game of B-ball means 3 days in bed rubbing bengay all over your body.

Johnny: "Wow, Jose Cuervo and I are just not friends anymore.... AND I threw out my back when the stripper was pouring champagne down my throat"
Johnny's wingman: "Welcome to your late 20's my friend"

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2000's girls

they dont know anything from 1000-1999

Me: want a cd of Justin Timberlake?
Teen Girl:what a cd?
Me:wanna watch tv?
Teen Girl:whats tv?
Me:wait! if you dont watch tv then how do you know about Breaking Bad and Justin Timberlake
Teen Girl:i download it all on mah phone.
Me Mind: I shouldnt date 2000's girls

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S-E-X

super energizing xtra

Wait a moment, I have to take my s-e-x pill first.

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s-e-x

some thing done with another person

amanda giving tien oral sex

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cheek buster(s)

The act of putting one's penis into the mouth of a woman and stretching her mouth cheek so that you can see the outline of the penis within the cheek. If done repeatedly, could be called "cheek-fucking".

"Yo! I did a cheek buster(s) on her last night and spewed it onto her face...."

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L S & A

Meaning Lumpy Spunk and Alcohol.

This term concerns anything and is normally to agree on something or to end a sentence.

You know I couldn't believe it, I mean L S & A and all that!

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A I D S

Anally Inserted Death Sentence

Two gay guys engage in anal sex; in the process they give each other A I D S

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