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Crack-face Monster

The corpse like look of a crack addicts face due to many years of drug use. This includes sunken in eyes, cheeks and greyish leathery skin. These people often look like wandering demons hence the name crack-face "monster."

Jenny went for a trip downtown where she saw a crack-face monster flailing along the sidewalk.

by psychobunny January 8, 2009

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Fresh Cracked Eggs

Busting an early morning nut. Laying your jizz ropes all over yourself, the bed or your partner through sex or masturbation.

She wanted some fresh cracked eggs so I roped her titties up good.

by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018

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crack whore

A human with a tiny mind, or a human who is quite stupid.

A guy who just stuck his arm into a lathe to grab a shattered piece of wood. One might say "That guy is such a crack whore!"

by rapidguy February 25, 2003

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ass crack of dawn

Redonkulously early in the morning. Often it is still dark out. Commonly used when one must wake up early after a night of drinking, or getting up to go on a trip. Also can be referred to "Oh dark hundred"

Person 1: "Dude, what time do we have to get up tomorrow?"
Person 2: "The freaking ass crack of dawn."

by K.Spence June 7, 2006

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Crack Badger

Someone who once they realise there is Crack nearby, can't wait to get thier teeth into it.

"Did you see Amy Winehouse's face when Pete started rocking up?"

"Yeah, she's a right Crack Badger"

by Morfiend April 9, 2009

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Crack Content

What's Crack Content? Just the best damn fucking content that you can get in the internet marketing industry. Whether you need fake middle-aged women first person blog posts, informational articles about glow in the dark underwater watches or just a rewrite of whole frigging e-book, Crack Content is the way to go. Oh yeah, Crack Content > Caffeinated Content. For rizzle.

Crack Content > Caffeinated Content.

by JC Dawgz January 21, 2009

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California Crack

When a male pulls out and cums in a line on a woman's belly, and proceeds to snort it off.

I did California Crack off my girlfriend last night.

by Weasel-Rapist September 14, 2011

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