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A skeleton ventiliquists dummy who is famous for his phases 'Silence! I kill you!', 'Stop touching me!' and 'Knock Knock!' 'Who's there?' 'Me! I kill you!'
As Ahkmed is the body of an Muslim Suicide Bomber working for Bin Laden, some people may recognise accent and phrases and take offence, paticullarly if they are Muslim, or Indian. (Not being racist here)
Joey: Hey, I got Ahkmed the Dead Terrorist on my cell phone!
Steve: 'Cool! Let's hear it!'
Ahkmed: 'Silence! I kill you!'
Masood: 'Is that a suicide bomber? That's so racist!'
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exceptionally attractive, especially in a striking way
Your sister is drop dead gorgeous today.
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A liberal epithet directed at the men who founded the United States of America. It can also mean anyone from history who made a positive contribution to western civilization.
I don't need to study American history. It's just about a bunch of dead white guys.
In order to be on American money, you have to be a dead white guy.
What did Albert Einstein know? He's just a dead white guy.
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If you hear someone say: I am dead, he / she probably means that he / she did something bad and will get in trouble
For example:
You are playing football in the backyard with a friend. You shoot the ball straight to a window and you break the glass.
You say to your friend: shit! I'm dead!
Cause you did something that other people won't be happy about
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A puppet character by ventriloquist and lowest common denominator Jeff Dunham. The character is, a skeleton in middle eastern clothing. like most of Dunham's characters, "Achmed" is a broad strokes stereotype. Allowing Dunham to pick low hanging comedic fruit, and milk the pocketbooks of Midwestern racists.
"Okay, now that I've exhausted all the Mexican and "my wife is a fat whore," jokes. Lets get ready to get inflammatory by welcoming to the stage "Achmed the Dead Terrorist."
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Also used as hop on dbd.
A slang for extreme masochistic foreplay, usually involving hooks of some kind. Similar to Hop on VHS, but way more extreme.
Person 1: "Hey, wanna hop on dead by daylight again?"
Person 2: "Okay."
Person 2: "But don't be so rough this time, you had me bleeding for 3 days."
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