dirty alina

When your mom decides it’s okay to tell your whole family your business and decides to deny it and manipulate the situation.

Wow, your mom really tried to Dirty Alina the situation after being a trick ass hoe!

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Dirty Margarita

The act of licking the rim of ones bung hole.

After she gave me a dirty margarita,she wanted to kiss me."Not until you clean your mouth with lysol" I told her.

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dirty wilson

fisting a girl on her period than slapping your blood soaked hand on her back or stomach and drawing a liitle face onto it like tom hanks did to his ball in the movie castaway

Carrie became so attached to dirty wilson she cried when he was rinsed away

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dirty work

dishonest, unethical, or criminal acts

He always sends his henchmen to do his dirty work rather than doing it himself.

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dirty racoon

This is when you take your girlfriend outside and roll her around in the mud ... You finish by giving her two black eyes and knocking over her thrash cans

"Cindy was driving me nuts last night while I was trying to watch the game so I took her outside and gave her an dirty racoon"

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Dirty Hairy

If a man has an incredibly hairy ass/asshole and it appears as he has not wiped for weeks and still has dried shit in there. Preferable when the hair is brown or darker.

Mike: "Hey did you see when Max mooned us?"
Nathan: "YEA WHEN I SAW THE DIRTY HAIRY I ALMOST BLEW MY LOAD"
Mike: "WTF!"
Nathan: "Just kidding, it was disgusting"

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Dirty Paul

A sexual technique. Insert middle finger in anus, with palm facing toward you. Quickly turn your hand, so that the back of your hand is now facing you. While twisting, cram your finger in as hard as you can and yell "YEAH IT'S THE DIRTY PAUL BITCH!"

Man, I'd totally give the dirty paul to that bitch while she was asleep.

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