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one who (literally or figurativly) fishes for used or new douches. the true douche mongers are those who make a profession out of this, by selling the douches at a stand of some sort.
also, an insult.
Carl: I heard that he's reblocking the entire first act.
Henry: What about the second act?
Carl: He cut it.
Henry: ...What a douche monger
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a boy that has the smart level of a muffin, and acts like a douche 24/7. reffers to just about every guy in america,brazil and canada.
"omgz, that guy over there is such a douche muffin." *sigh
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see Ben Mulroney; or any other D-bag.
Amplified version of original Douche Bag.
Person A: "he was wearing a pink polo with a popped collar"
Person B: "wow what a Douche Canoe!"
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A Giant Douche is one who frequents seedy strip clubs and annoys managers, guards, girls and patrons alike. Cleverly disguised as a working man with money by wearing a fluro shirt bought at Crazy Clark's for $2, they give themselves away by repeating the same phrases every five minutes and drinking VB. Once removed from a venue, giant douches often thank their evictors for the honour of being evicted. Giant douches also unthinkingly hand their girlfriends tasers after guards also act like a giant douche and call them a skank
Kev: You know me, I'm Kev
Tito: Kev, you're a Giant Douche and a pain in my ass. Get out!
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the hole vagina where you whould insert a douche.
person 1: can you hand me my burger?
person 2: no.
person 1: fucking douche hole.
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The piece that connects to the douche bag and is the "business" end of the entire "douche" system.
After getting pounded by a big sweaty black man I inserted the douche nozzle into my swollen opening.
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