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A man nuts the size of watermelons. When he walks in a room all the woman swoon, but he kisses the homies instead cuz that's just sick as heck dude.
Wow how does Dylan keep his pants on with those behemoth nuts of his
Omg cant wait for a juicy kiss from Dylan (from the homie)
If you know someone with the name Dylan, keep them. He will be on of the kindest guys you will ever meet. He might seem like he doesn’t care, but inside, he really does. He has the nicest blue eyes a brown hair. He does very well in school but he has to work hard for it. He plays lots of sports and is pretty confident but insecure in some ways. He has many friends and is fairly popular but he doesn’t want to be made fun of. He likes to impress people and he’s very funny. He cares about you and all of his friends. He doesn’t like to show his feelings too often but deep inside he loves you. If you have a friend named dylan, keep him!
You know Dylan?
Yeah Why?
He’s the nicest guys you’ll ever meet!
I don’t understand how the world could be so cruel as to show me the sweetest guy I’ve ever met. Then immediately rip him away from me. Maybe this is pathetic and maybe you wouldn’t even want me to but I’d wait until you were ready. The thought of you with someone else is something I don’t even want to imagine. To the girl who gets to spend the rest of her life with you I envy her and I hope she treats you with the love and care you deserve. I hope you get everything you’ve ever wanted. I hope one day you make it big and everyone who hears your songs knows it’s by you. I hope if you read this even though I doubt you ever will, you will know just how much our short time together meant to me.
Dylan is the sweetest most funny guy you will ever meet and he has a big heart.
The guy who is fun to be around but can be annoying at times, often the one to crack a sex joke at the worst moment and yet make everybody laugh.
He is also the guy who does not give a shit about your reasoning for doing something, if he sees you do it, he will mock you to the ends of the earth.
"Oh he is fun to be around but sometimes he is a total Dylan."
Dylan is a nice person but with a bad boy side. He is not shy or even funny but he is very respectful towards women, he will not try anything without their agreement. He is sometimes immature but in a funny way. Whether he is a virgin or experienced, he will manage very well with women. In one sentence, if you are a woman, make it your dinner
Dylan did his first time with me, it was magical yet I have experience
I made love with this handsome guy Dylan, it was perfect