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The result of shaving your testicles while in the shower, and proceeding to lather them in soap while clanking them together.
Bro my buttered eggs are still sore
This is when someone has ate eggs and it smells like eggs when they fart.
Mumen Hassan was playing video games. Then he farted and it smells like an egg fart
A man who wastes child bearing years of a woman, promising to marry her but never does
Todd turned out to a an egg waster for helen what a shame
A man who wastes a woman’s childbearing years by engaging her in a long term relationship with a promise to marry her but never actually does.
Who knew after all those years together Simon would turn out to be sarah’s Egg waster
The act of pulling one of your testicles up to your ass and showing it to someone while simultaneously mooning them.
I just laying an egg(laid) in front of greg over there and he’s crying now.
You get your hole back at her place?
No, scrambled eggs and a Sunday Herald though!
The zezos egg is the rarest scp in the entire world, it's known to be named "Mankind's waste" because of how ugly it is. It has a brain of a 2 month old baby and has hair that can produce any amount of grease at will.
The zezos egg is the ugliest thing in the world.