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acorn fucker

Whereba man puts a acorn up his ass and takes it out then puts it on a playground

HE
Y ACORN FUCKER GET THAT OUT YOUR ASS

by March 16, 2024


Friend Fucker Philosophy

The idea that in order to reject someone you must fuck one of their friends, preferably in the rejectee's house. It helps if your friends assist you in finding a suitable and willing candidate. Once a candidate is found, approach him and explain that you need to have sex with him in order to make his friend leave you alone. Exaggerate about how much his friend is obsessed with you and tell him he can do anything he wants to you. If he accepts the offer proceed to behind closed doors and Fuck the Friend.

The Friend Fucker Philosophy is very effective, but should not be used to often. It is very slutty behavior and should only be used in extreme circumstances.

by BaconMastert September 21, 2016


Sideways mother fucker

Someone who talks about someone else in a indirect way

"Man my feet are ugly" while talking in the presence of someone with ugly feet in response the other party would say "man your a Sideways mother fucker"

by Coloradonik April 20, 2024


spot fucker

Someone who backs into a parking spot incorrectly and makes numerous back-and-forth “pumps” in an attempt to properly align the car, causing several near accidents due to the unexpected reversing.

I almost got hit by a spot fucker today.

by prudepossum August 10, 2021


peen fucker

people who love peen

My friend dave who loves playing also loves being a peen fucker

by cummaster69sperm September 18, 2021


doo wop looking mother fucker

those little shitheads from down the street that you just want to stop singing so bad that you curb stomp them away

look at you ya doo wop looking mother fucker

by the doo wop bandit June 19, 2015


Funt fucker

guy who fucks a girls funt
(not in the pussy but just funt)

jan, dylan dident even get it in all the way

sussy, soo where was it at then?

jan, i think he just fucked my funt...

sussy, that would totally make him a funt fucker

by kaleb pierce March 16, 2008