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facebook television

Person creates a new picture or pictures everyday and puts them on facebook. This making a series of show for you to follow. Props include any thing seen from day to day living. Make up and hair dye to go with the costume. So busy with their series, the person may neglect to see any type of reality around them.. if a whore, will not clean the house, because she does not have money to buy for cleaning supplies or instruments. Very dramatic postings will depict each scene of the day. Person will be sucked into their facebook show so much, they are absolutely insecure without the feedback to keep them artificially comfortable in their piggish sludge surroundings.

Tiff started her facebook television series "My God, I am a oog boogy doll and constantly lash out."

We all got to exhibit Benn's facebook television series. But towards the end we were disappointed to find strange articles of dirty clothing laying around in randomn places along with other various items.. also some very weird stains on a blacking carpet. Last but not least grudge and shit all over the kitchen...

by what the fuck seriously March 5, 2011

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Facebook Challenge

A challenge for all those that are addicted to Facebook and trying to ween off of it. The person must go 15 days without checking Facebook, and see if they feel different after the time period is over. TAKE THE FACEBOOK CHALLENGE!

David Gonzalez says: IM TAKING THE FACEBOOK CHALLENGE! SEE YOU IN 15 DAYS!

by TheTruth3 June 19, 2010

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Facebook Painting

A Women or a man who uses Photoshop on their pictures on Facebook.

Can she/he making a video of themselves besides using Facebook Painting
That's Facebook painting, I can tell because that's not a real profile.
Facebook Painting is the best alternative instead of using makeup.

by H0m0ErectUS August 14, 2017

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facebook stable

Noun. A Facebook stable is collective group of annoying females who do not necessarily know, nor understand, their boundaries when involving themselves in a friendship with man who is married or in a serious committed relationship. They ignore all indications that the man is in a committed relationship and they "back door" their way into his life, by "liking" his Facebook status often, commenting on his posts, or placing excessive :) or ;) on his wall, along with other subtle messages with uncomfortable innuendo. Facebook stable members disrespect the wife/girlfriend by their facebook actions with the man. Some men choose to keep a "stable" around because it feeds their ego and they relish the attention.

a Facebook Stable member would write, "You're the best, :: insert name :: !:)"
"..thanks for saving ME a bite of that dinner!;) "

and so on.

by annoyedgf2010 January 15, 2012

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Facebook smurfing

Creating multiple facebook accounts to like and friend yourself.

Person A: look how many friends I have on facebook, and they all like my posts.

Person B: You're facebook smurfing.

by Mr.Underpants December 9, 2010

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Facebook Tardilicious

Someone who has no clue about Facebook.

Possibly afraid to even use Facebook.
Could also be someone new to Facebook, most likely a 50-something that has no clue how to post or tag content.

The Facebook Tard usually has 20-something off-spring that school them on the nuances of social networking. These off-spring often use encouraging statements like, "Facebook is good for old people like you. MySpace is for young people."

My mom is so Facebook Tardilicious that I had to post her profile picture for her.

My Facebook Tardilicious friend published the same link five times!

by pism February 10, 2010

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Facebook rape

When a person, most likely an acquaintance or coworker, forces you to add them on Facebook againat your will. This is usually done by excessive nagging accompanied by texts and/or emails reminding you to accept the request. If you deny the request, you will be forced to deal with them reminding you constantly that you "must not be friends", which you usually aren't.

"Lisa Facebook raped me today. She told me she would hide all my paperclips if I didn't accept her request."

by Stanistu1 July 3, 2015

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