nigger hands-autistic dumb af ugly whore
this bitch is nigger hands!!!
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Noun- When a female proceeds to grasp a male penis and give it a tug job.
"What'd you do last night?
"Dude, Big Bird gave me a hand-doogler!"
"SHAZAM!"
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one of two things:
a) in hockey, a situation where your team is down a man because one your players is in the penalty box
b) a phrase meaning without any particular effort
person 1) Can Sidney Crosby score a short-handed goal after his injury of January 2011?
person 2): IMHO Sidney Crosby will do so not only short-handed, but also blindfolded at the same time.
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when you hold in a wank for an extreme amount of time, then violently relieving yourself.
damn I haven't wanked in 4 days, better give myself the old, hand of mercy.
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Accidentally ejaculating on your hand making you have Sea hand .
Damn it I have Sea hand/s now!
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The state and fragrance of one's hands after consuming a delicious hoagie. As a result of eating the hoagie a scent of onions, oil, and meat lingers on one's hands for hours, even days.
Man, I have the worst case of hoagie hands. This happens every time we eat at Sarcone's!
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