When a someone ejaculates onto your head & then sets their hairy bush atop their partners head.
Bro, last night was wild. She let me give her a hairy hat!
Skyler *starts tweaking*
walter"THAT BITCH ON CAT IN THE HAT"
CAT AND THE HAT
The act of pissing, shitting and then jerking off in the same toilet during a single bathroom visit.
I went for a piss, that turned into a poop, and then I jerked off because of the porn I watched while I was pooping. The natural hat trick!
what is issys wif
IDK
ISSYS WIF IS SUPER HAT DUMBASS
a party hat consisting of onions layered on top of each other
Hey, did you buy the party hats for my birthday? No, we can just use an onion party hat instead.
A word used in a weird or unfortunate situation.
Normie: I am not a weeb.
Weeaboo: W Hat?
A hat that is not truly a hat, it is actually a wide mohawk.
Brian was wearing a Lying Hat last Tuesday.